Martin Marks Declares Himself ‘Gladiator in Chief’
Taken just after 6pm PCT.
Martin Marks, the Interim Executive Director of the ManKind Project USA, declared himself “Gladiator in Chief” in a conference call held Friday, April 1st. It was the 8th of 10 conference calls that Marks was scheduled to participate in on Friday. He went on to lay out a plan for the total over-haul of the New Warrior Training Adventure, noting that for too long we have neglected Chariot racing as a means of transforming men’s lives.
Marks, who has been managing the position of ED with a cool hand for about a month had this to say, “I socks are in tadpole Hyundai green sprouts. Please hand me my trident. I’m out with Underoos. A-Ho.”
Other men on the call were somewhat surprised, but the move was not totally unexpected.
“I thought he would go Gangster,” noted David Bauerly, Chairman of MKP-USA, “but Gladiator makes sense as well. He has the legs for it.”
– is a deeply personal issue that everyone decides for himself. Sometimes the price is high, sometimes low. But this is not very important for life. Life is an interesting thing. And the price on Viagra – too.
